Hmmm, I Wonder If Louis B. Mayer Will Replace Him

Jack Warner, facing charges of corruption, has stepped down as FIFA vice president as well as head of CONCACAF.

Ho-Hum

Yes, folks, they did hold their presidential election at the latest FIFA conference in Zurich on Wednesday and they re-elected Jim Tressel-----------uuuhhhhh---------Sepp Blatter, who was running unopposed to another four-year term.

Still Sepp's Gig

Seems to be the case when his one rival for his job withdraws from the race for the FIFA presidency in the wake of corruption charges.

Gosh, Sepp,

I didn't know you were running unopposed.