Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Another One From The WHO GIVES A RAT'S POSTERIOR SECTION ABOUT EURO 2008 Department

Here's a Reuters story about another case of "Who Gives A Rat's Posterior Section" on the part of Austrians as far as their status for their country's co-hosting next month's EURO 2008 tournament is concerned:

In a capital famed for its imperial architecture, world-class art museums, traditional black-tie balls and classical music, talk of Euro 2008 is still largely greeted with bewilderment or indifference by most Vienna locals.

"We are not a footballing nation -- we are a winter sport nation," said Dariusz Hoefer, 47, a city-centre shop owner.

Student Christian Hofstadler, 21, agreed.

"I don't really know anyone that bothered about Euro 2008. I guess the Austrian football team is to blame -- they have been very weak historically," he said.



Maybe these Viennese would be better off if they took a month-long siesta.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Iraq Banned?!

At Sydney, Australia:

FIFA on Monday suspended Iraq's soccer federation because of Baghdad's disbanding of the country's National Olympic Committee and all sports federations.

The executive board of world soccer's governing body announced it had imposed the ban after the Iraq government dissolved its National Olympic Committee and national sport federations in breach of FIFA and Olympic regulations.

The board will recommend that the FIFA Congress, which meets in Sydney on Friday, suspends Iraq from all tournaments for 12 months, but left the door open for a reprieve if Baghdad reversed its decision by 1400 GMT on Thursday.


This should teach government to take their noses out of the businesses of the various sports federations.

It's League One For Stockport

At London:

Liam Dickinson scored what turned out to be the game-winning goal at 67 minutes to lift Stockport to a 3-2 victory over Rochdale Monday to win the League Two promotion final at Wembley Stadium, sending the Hatters to League One.

im Gannon's Stockport made it fifth-time lucky at Wembley but were made to sweat in their 3-2 Coca-Cola League Two play-off final win over local rivals Rochdale.

County manager Gannon, 10 years a player at Edgeley Park, had been a Wembley loser four times with Stockport, who clinched their first promotion in 11 years.

The Hatters fell behind to Rochdale defender Rory McArdle's 23rd-minute corner, but once Nathan Stanton's own goal hauled Stockport level, Gannon's side seized control.

Anthony Pilkington headed County into a 49th-minute lead and Liam Dickinson bludgeoned home a third before Dale winger Adam Rundle set up a nerve-jangling finale with a 77th-minute volley.



For Stockdale, this marks their first promotion in 11 years. The Hatters will join Milton Keynes Dons, Peterborough, and Hereford in moving up to League One. As for the perennially snakebitten Dale, next season will mark their 35th straight in English soccer's fourth division. They will be joined by two teams coming up from the Blue Square Premier (formerly Nationwide) Conference, table-topping Aldershot and Exeter City, who won the promotion final at Wembley Stadium on May 18, 1-0 over Cambridge United.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Doncaster League Championship Bound

At London:

James Hayter's goal (48') propelled Doncaster to a 1-0 win over Leeds United in the League One promotion final at Wembley Stadium on Sunday.


James Hayter's second-half header helped Doncaster win promotion and consigned Leeds to a second season of third-tier football after a tense League One play-off final at Wembley finished 1-0 to Rovers.

Hayter took advantage of dismal marking to head in a 47th-minute corner and continue Rovers' remarkable ascent of the football pyramid.



The Rovers are heading to the second level of English soccer for the first time since 1957. They will join Swansea and Nottingham Forest in the League Championship next season.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Lyon Cap First League/Cup Double On Overtime Tally

At Paris:

Sidney Govou scored the only goal of the match (102') to pace Lyon to a 1-0 Coupe de France final victory over PSG on Saturday to register their first ever domestic league and cup double.

Lyon had to wait for the 102nd minute to see winger Govou collect a Karim Benzema cross and score with a powerful shot from inside the box to give them further cause for celebration a week after they sealed their seventh successive league title. PSG, chasing a double of their own after winning the French League Cup, had the better chances in the game at the Stade de France but failed to lift the trophy for the eighth time.

Lyon, who looked rusty and short of ideas until Govou gave them victory, had been waiting for a Cup triumph since winning the competition for the third time in 1973.

"We're ever so happy because it's been such a long season and we had waiting for this for years," Govou told reporters.

Lyon won their seventh straight Ligue 1 crown last week, while PSG, who earlier this year won the League Cup crown, barely avoided relegation again this season.

'Jers Top QOTS For Scottish Cup Crown

At Glasgow:

Kris Boyd's double (33', 72') helped lead Rangers to a 3-2 win over second-division Queen of the South to win the Scottish Cup championship Saturday.

Roma Wins Coppa Italia

At Rome:

Goals from Philippe Mexes (36') and Simone Perrotta (54') powered AS Roma to a 2-1 win over Serie A champions Inter Milan Saturday to win the final of the Italian Cup.

How Does It Feel To Have A Top Flight Soccer Club?

At London:

Dean Windass scored the only goal at 38 minutes to lift Hull to a 1-0 win over Bristol City to win the League Championship promotion final at Wembley Stadium on Saturday, resulting in the Tigers gaining promotion to the Premiership.

In a tight game typical of this Championship season Windass was able to produce the one outstanding moment of quality with his 39th-minute strike and earn himself another trip to face the likes of Manchester United and Chelsea next season.

This coming season will mark Hull's first-ever season in England's top flight. The Tigers will join West Bromwich Albion and Stoke City, who had already won automatic promotion to the English Premier League.



And yes, boys and girls, that IS the fellow's name.

Ax Falls On Avram Grant After Silverwareless Season

Chelsea gave Avram Grant the boot today:

It read: 'Chelsea can confirm that Avram Grant has had his contract as manager terminated today. 'This follows meetings over the last two days. Everybody at Chelsea FC would like to thank Avram for his contribution since taking over as manager last September. 'We will now be concentrating all our efforts on identifying a new manager for Chelsea and there will be no further comment until that appointment is made.' Grant joined the club last summer from Portsmouth to take up the post of director of football.'

Who will next be given the role of Jose Mourinho's successor?

Friday, May 23, 2008

Can Gretna FC Be Saved?

It could well be touch and go:

At a meeting with employees on Monday, administrators appointed in March after English owner Brooks Mileson fell seriously ill and severed all financial ties with the club, made all 40 staff, from goalkeeper to groundsman, redundant.

Not all is lost: a potential buyer is in talks with administrators, but the prospect of losing Gretna FC has fans asking whether having a rich benefactor, a phenomenon that is increasingly common in British football, is such a good idea.

"We'd rather not have had Mr Mileson's money if this was the outcome," said Heather Bryden, a Gretna fan of 30 years who used to work on the gate at home games.

Gretna's difficulties, including debts of some four million pounds ($7.92 million), are partly linked to their success. Their pitch, which one former employee said needed 350,000 pounds' worth of refurbishment, was not up to SPL standards, forcing the team to hold all their home matches 120 kms away in Motherwell.

This meant many fans were no longer attending Gretna matches as trips to Motherwell were too expensive.



I have written in an earlier post this week that this club had gone through three consecutive promotions to reach the top flight in Scotland. This also could make a valid argument against US Soccer adopting a system of promotion and relegation.

Talk About Time On Their Hands

Apparently, soccer fans in Bosnia-Herzegovina either love their national coach, or feel like Rangers fans in Manchester:

Hundreds of fans took to the streets after the NSBiH sacked national coach Meho Kodro last week because he refused to lead the team in a friendly against Iran, scheduled for May 26.

The former Bosnia captain turned coach said he had not been consulted about the fixture.

The protesters gathered in downtown Sarajevo at noon, carrying placards reading "Mafia" and "Association Out" and chanting offending slogans against the NSBiH officials.

Special police forces in full combat gear intervened after some protesters began throwing stones, bottles, smoke bombs and a stun-grenade at the FA building and into the crowd.

"We detained more than 30 people after a peaceful protest turned into vandalism," Sarajevo police spokesman Jusuf Zornic said. He added that two policemen and a police dog were injured in the clash but no major damage was reported.


Thursday, May 22, 2008

To Some Folks In Austria....

The price of beer is more important than their country's performance in the upcoming EURO 2008 tournament:

A large beer will cost 4.50 euros ($7.09) in the fan zone in the historic centre of Vienna, whereas the same drink will cost 5.0 Swiss francs or 3.10 euros in the Basel, for example.

'It is crazy. Completely idiotic,' said Christian Habermueller, 35, who offers horse and carriage rides to tourists in Vienna's city centre.

Talk of the tournament is still largely greeted with a shrug of the shoulders or a blank expression in Vienna, but news that their Alpine neighbours will be able to buy the same beer for less has the Austrians furiously gesticulating.

'You won't find any locals there with such prices,' said Florian Krug, a 38-year-old Vienna administrator.

Then, why in Sam Hill don't you go to Switzerland, if the price of beer is so freaking important?

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

EURO 2008: From The WHO GIVES A RAT'S POSTERIOR SECTION ABOUT EURO 2008 Department

The chief petitioner for an effort to get Austria to withdraw from the upcoming EURO 2008 finals has been fined for his efforts:

Michael Kriess, the son of former Austrian international Werner and a coordinator of the campaign which attracted 10,000 signatures, said a court had fined him 1,500 Euros for damage to the country's reputation and standing.

The court in Innsbruck was not immediately available for comment.

The black Austrian eagle with a golden crown appears on the website of the online petition with a football obscuring its head.

Kriess said he would challenge the fine in court in June.

"I am not worried about the Austrian team embarrassing themselves. I'm fully expecting it," he said of the tournament, where Austria are in Group B with Germany, Croatia and Poland.



Hey, Mike, how 'bout leaving the country during the tournament?

HAPPY RED DEVILS


Jubilant Manchester United players celebrating their club's first European club crown in nine years. Getty Images Photo

UCL FINAL: Edwin Van der Sar Jubilant After Making Game-Winning Save


We see Manchester United goalkeeper Edwin Van der Sar celebrating after saving Nicolas Anelka's penalty kick to seal the Red Devils' European championship. Getty Images Photo

UCL FINAL: John Terry Dejected After Missing Championship-Winning Spot Kick


A dejected Chelsea captain John Terry after he missed the penalty kick that would have won the Blues their first European championship. Getty Images Photo

UCL FINAL: Petr Cech Stops Cristiano Ronaldo Spot Kick In Shootout


Here's Chelsea goalkeeper Petr Cech saving Cristiano Ronaldo's penalty kick during the shootout. Getty Images Photo

UCL FINAL: Frank Lampard at 45 Minutes


Here is Frank Lampard, equalizing the game at 45 minutes for Chelsea. Getty Images Photo

UCL FINAL:Cristiano Ronaldo at 26 Minutes


Here, we see Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo scoring the game's first goal in the 26th minute. Associated Press Photo


MANCHESTER UNITED WINS THIRD EUROPEAN CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP

At Moscow:

Manchester United won their first Champions League title since 1999 by defeating Chelsea to win the 2007-08 UEFA Champions League title. The match was decided in the penalty-kick shootout, with the Red Devils won 6-5 in seven rounds, after the match was deadlocked 1-1 through 120 minutes.

High drama
United had prevailed 3-0 in the FA Community Shield shoot-out on 5 August after a 1-1 draw and were on course to be crowned European champions when Cristiano Ronaldo headed them into a 26th-minute lead. Chelsea equalised 19 minutes later through Frank Lampard and appeared more likely winners thereafter, Didier Drogba and Lampard striking the woodwork. The former was red-carded for slapping Nemanja Vidić deep into extra time, before Petr Čech's save from Ronaldo's penalty put the prize within reach of the ten men only for John Terry to fire wide the potentially clinching kick. Three conversions later, Van der Sar outwitted Anelka and United were celebrating again.

One would wonder if Didier Drogba had not done his Moe Howard impersonation on Nemanja Vidic in that second overtime period.

Here's another account:

Goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar was the hero with a penalty save to deny Nicolas Anelka after Chelsea captain John Terry had missed the chance to win the Blues the trophy by firing his own spot-kick hit the post.

The dramatic shootout looked to be going Chelsea's way after Petr Cech saved Cristiano Ronaldo's effort but Terry's miss opened the door for Sir Alex Ferguson to clinch his second Champions League crown.



It was United's third European club crown to go win championships in 1968 and 1999.