Wayne Rooney's New Gig

Will this help cure DC United's current woes as they get ready to move into their new stadium?

Wayne And Nani Go Tag-Teaming As Red Devils Rediscover Winning Grove----At Wolves' Expense

At Manchester, England:

Nani (17', 56') and Wayne Rooney (27', 62') each scored twice as Manchester United, coming off being eliminated from the UEFA Champions League in Switzerland this past week, rediscovered their winning touch in the English Premier League on Saturday with their 4-1 home win over Wolverhampton.

So Much For The Soap Opera

Wayne Rooney signed a new five-year deal with Manchester United on Friday.

Ouch!

It's another painful moment for Wayne Rooney as the Manchester United star and England international this past Sunday suffered a hairline fracture of his left foot in the Red Devils' season-opening home scoreless draw with Reading.